Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Real Letters to RDW

(So I got to write a letter to santa or any made up or real person, deity or spirit and this is what I came up with. I might have also written a real letter to santa asking for a new iBook but maybe mr. koons will be extra generous!)
Dear Jeff Koons,
I know that the art world isn’t fair but I would like to believe that hard work pays off — I mean, you didn’t make your success by being only an excellent salesman, right? (hee, hee) I know I might not be completely clean when it comes to hearing Detroit art scene rumors but I have given everything, even MOCAD, a chance this year — despite my sour glances! My greedy wish is that you could put in a good word to some L.A. galleries for me. I also thought that you could release some of your art factory workers so that they could make my art while I slip away on a European vacation. I don’t have a chimney, so I will leave some paintings on the porch for your people to distribute to West Coast galleries. I would also ask you to say that Detroit is the best city to buy art from. Our artists are just a good as those in N.Y., L.A. or Berlin! I promise to be a good little art kid next year, too!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Annie G! Look at what a cute kid you were. have a good holiday hun.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Ann and Keith,

You are the mostest cutest kids in Detroitest
Happy Holidays!

<3 Ben Kiehl

11:22 PM  
Blogger art blogs are fun said...

thanks ben and jess,
happy holidays!!

12:09 AM  

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